lost-words-left-unspoken:

It may have not been you from the beginning but it will be you until the end.

metalgearsolid2:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

oysters-aint-for-me:

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

I know deja vu is supposed to just be the brain erroneously interpreting new events as memories but dawg I’ve been here before and nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m def time travelling. I’m different

funnytwittertweets:

animentality:

superstarrrrgirl-deactivated202:

and for my next trick i will make myself sad on purpose

kaijuno:

mutamixbubblypots: